iscreamforzombies: I don’t like getting to the bottom of the bag of candy corn because then there are broken pieces, and sometimes they really look like teeth, and it just trips me out and I can’t eat them.
Maria: Can we stop at Dollar Tree? I need to buy some 3x5 note cards.
*drives to the store and I run in to buy them and get back in the truck*
Nick: Can you share the candy?
Maria: I didn't get any candy!
Nick: I don't believe you.
Nick: On our love?
Maria: Yes! ...I thought about it though.
Nick: Of course.
keishaaudrey: When you’re an adult its no longer acceptable to go trick or treating. So you are now thrown into the role of handing out the candy. You go out and buy tons of candy so you can be prepared to treat all of the little children. But really, your never home on Halloween night, and the candy is usually eaten before then anyways.
Today when I went to get a candy bar at the...